Last nights bday dinner! #happybirthday #dinner #coworkers

Last nights bday dinner! #happybirthday #dinner #coworkers

kylebenjaminross:

Seriously Simon you need to stop calling me two seconds after I’ve just finished a gig and used up all my energy spending three hours doing the same pose over and over again and then walking out of the shoot to go fly to Miami so I can tap some random birds and fire hydrants for more energy because I already tapped every bird and fire hydrant in Southern California and when I tap those birds and fire hydrants I don’t get any energy anyway so I have to drag myself back to the photoshoot and the photographer is oblivious to the fact that I just up and walked out and just keeps taking pictures that I never even get to see. You are seriously the manager from hell and my social life is a mess because my so called girlfriend just calls me out of the blue and says we should break up and she’s basic anyway and has no appreciation for all the bottles of wine I buy and the fancy ass dinners where she insults my outfit and then we go straight to kissing because that’s apparently a sign of a healthy relationship in this town.
But yeah I’ll take the gig.

kylebenjaminross:

Seriously Simon you need to stop calling me two seconds after I’ve just finished a gig and used up all my energy spending three hours doing the same pose over and over again and then walking out of the shoot to go fly to Miami so I can tap some random birds and fire hydrants for more energy because I already tapped every bird and fire hydrant in Southern California and when I tap those birds and fire hydrants I don’t get any energy anyway so I have to drag myself back to the photoshoot and the photographer is oblivious to the fact that I just up and walked out and just keeps taking pictures that I never even get to see. You are seriously the manager from hell and my social life is a mess because my so called girlfriend just calls me out of the blue and says we should break up and she’s basic anyway and has no appreciation for all the bottles of wine I buy and the fancy ass dinners where she insults my outfit and then we go straight to kissing because that’s apparently a sign of a healthy relationship in this town.

But yeah I’ll take the gig.

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I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.

Dita Von Teese (via reneexpearl)

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Tonight is the Arctic Monkeys concert! I’m so sad I’m not going and supporting my husband baby Alex Turner! :( #arcticmonkeys #sadgirlsclub #concert #iwish #missingit #alexturner #iwanttogo

Tonight is the Arctic Monkeys concert! I’m so sad I’m not going and supporting my husband baby Alex Turner! :( #arcticmonkeys #sadgirlsclub #concert #iwish #missingit #alexturner #iwanttogo

Had an awesome birthday! Thanks to everyone who wished me happy birthday and my girlies who came out to celebrate it with me! #happybdaytome #twentyfour #girlsnightout #casadepico #aromahookahlounge #augustbabies #greattime

Had an awesome birthday! Thanks to everyone who wished me happy birthday and my girlies who came out to celebrate it with me! #happybdaytome #twentyfour #girlsnightout #casadepico #aromahookahlounge #augustbabies #greattime

Hmm 24…im still young dammit!!! Lol happy birthday to me:D🎉🎂🍺🎊🎈🎁💝🍤 #mybday #augustbabies #24 #wherearenypresents

Hmm 24…im still young dammit!!! Lol happy birthday to me:D🎉🎂🍺🎊🎈🎁💝🍤 #mybday #augustbabies #24 #wherearenypresents

Got wine(beer) and dined by best best friend for my birthday!! Love you @samanthaolivarria 💕🍺🎉 #stonebrewery #birthday #dinner #girlsnightout #bestfriend #wefancy #onlythebest

Got wine(beer) and dined by best best friend for my birthday!! Love you @samanthaolivarria 💕🍺🎉 #stonebrewery #birthday #dinner #girlsnightout #bestfriend #wefancy #onlythebest